May 2013
demoncolbert:
i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come...
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
Yes.
je-suis-just-me:
I was at the park today, and I saw this man, with his daughter, who was about 6. Instead of playing the “why are you hitting yourself” game, he was making her hug herself, and saying things like “Ooh I love myself so much”, “I have a heathy self esteem” and “I have a well founded self image”
THIS. Is parenting done right 👌
Reblog if you think more parents should act like this
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
When my professor continues lecturing after class...
I’m like:
YES I HAVE MY LICENSE YES FINAL-FUCKING-LY
inbox:
please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
alana-leonie:
if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
unhopefully:
do you ever say something that actually took some courage to say and then the other person doesn’t reply how you wanted them to and makes you feel stupid so then you’re just so embarrassed and regret saying anything
m-oonblaze:
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
solluxforpresident:
